Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
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Adult babies, cry a lot when they lose, live on their mother's basement, Drink Mountain Dew, Eat doritos, Sleep with a dakimakura AND ruin your gameplay experience on many games specially Halo.
EX:
Hapygamer: Yay we won!
MLG: lol what a noob could have 420 noscoped you any time
Hapygamer: Execuse me what?
MLG: 1v1 me faggot, i'll make you life a living hell. I have a 5.0 KD and give my own brain shocks so i have an enhaced reflex and i'll kick your ass the shit out of here. Your dead kiddo.
Hapygamer disconnected.
MLG: Lol hes got pissed, back to my dakimakura...
Adult babies, cry a lot when they lose, live on their mother's basement, Drink Mountain Dew, Eat doritos, Sleep with a dakimakura AND ruin your gameplay experience on many games specially Halo.
EX:
Hapygamer: Yay we won!
MLG: lol what a noob could have 420 noscoped you any time
Hapygamer: Execuse me what?
MLG: 1v1 me faggot, i'll make you life a living hell. I have a 5.0 KD and give my own brain shocks so i have an enhaced reflex and i'll kick your ass the shit out of here. Your dead kiddo.
Hapygamer disconnected.
MLG: Lol hes got pissed, back to my dakimakura...
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