Kreesha

Kreesha’s are born teacher’s pets. Love to talk in class. Always the first to answer every question and genuinely gets upset if someone else answers. Would do anything to be the teachers favourite student. LOVES and I mean LOVES quizzes. Loves to do experiments and write stories :)

“She’s annoying”
“Oh that’s because she’s a kreesha”

by weshallneverknow June 1, 2021

Kreeshlessness

Kreeshlessness is the emotion you feel after being angered/anoyed beyond limit. It gives you an insatiable hunger for human meat.

P1: Dude what the fuck is wrong with P2?!
P3: He's eating my fucking organs!
P2: Oh shit. Looks like i was getting a little kreeshlessness

by DDistrict February 8, 2022

Kerpeshwanga

The inability to speak like Kermit the frog

When i couldn't do the impression of Kermit , i realized that I suffered from kerpeshwanga

by Tiffany Josafine July 9, 2017

Kreeshlessness

A negative feeling originally named by @burger_king_burgers on TikTok, which I think, is a feeling of being so paranoid to a point where the Universe itself starts to fear you due to the severity of your stressed appearance.

I’m feeling a sense of Kreeshlessness

by cardboard.sock February 6, 2022

Kreps

The superior calling form of dibs. Also beats double dibs, super dibs, scoobies, I-called-its, I-actually-own-that-chairs, and Super-mega-octuple-dib-stampies-no-erasies. Kreps is the best.

My friend dropped his wallet on the ground and I called kreps on it. I like my new wallet.

by Dayringer October 25, 2004

Kerpes

(ˈkɜ (r)pi z/)
A rare and deadly virus spread through oral contact, particularly non-reciprocated oral sex. The origin of this virus is the original lab testing patient code named "Kerpa". Those exposed to the Kerpes virus will immediately be infected, showing symptoms like severe cough, vaginal or urethral bleeding, and in some cases death. The virus is highly mobile and has last been located at San Diego State University. To raise awareness about the Kerpes virus, visit the official Facebook page.

"Oh man dude, did you hear about Lizzie?"
"Yeah bro I heard she was messing around at a party and got Kerpes."
"Mother of God..."

by Kerpes Victim September 13, 2014

John Kreese'd

To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.

Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.

I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.

by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006