The Main character from the kick-ass game and franchise god of war
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
Aphrodite:Kratos Fuck me!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
by Mr.Douche March 30, 2010
Get the Kratos mug.An extremely skilled player in the vast and dynamic universe of the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure," one enigmatic figure stands above all as both a revered champion and a notorious enigma – KiraKosaku. With a skill set that defies limits and a reputation that evokes both admiration and apprehension, KiraKosaku has claimed his throne as the ultimate player within this virtual realm.
But KiraKosaku's legacy is not solely forged through his unparalleled prowess. He is the undisputed leader of the "Oldgens," a gang that stands as the embodiment of strength and unity within the game. This faction has ascended to unprecedented heights under his strategic guidance, securing resources, territory, and an unassailable reputation.
However, fame often comes with a shadow, and KiraKosaku's is cast by his reputation for "rking" – or Random Killing – a practice that has both angered and fascinated the game's community. While he undeniably possesses the skills to engage in honorable combat, KiraKosaku's inclination toward sudden and unpredictable eliminations has earned him a divisive standing. Some admire his audacity, while others approach his presence with wariness, never knowing when his fickle allegiances might turn against them.
Whether admired or admonished, he remains an indelible presence within "Your Bizarre Adventure," an eternal reminder that even in a digital world, the stories that unfold can be as intricate and captivating as the real world itself.
But KiraKosaku's legacy is not solely forged through his unparalleled prowess. He is the undisputed leader of the "Oldgens," a gang that stands as the embodiment of strength and unity within the game. This faction has ascended to unprecedented heights under his strategic guidance, securing resources, territory, and an unassailable reputation.
However, fame often comes with a shadow, and KiraKosaku's is cast by his reputation for "rking" – or Random Killing – a practice that has both angered and fascinated the game's community. While he undeniably possesses the skills to engage in honorable combat, KiraKosaku's inclination toward sudden and unpredictable eliminations has earned him a divisive standing. Some admire his audacity, while others approach his presence with wariness, never knowing when his fickle allegiances might turn against them.
Whether admired or admonished, he remains an indelible presence within "Your Bizarre Adventure," an eternal reminder that even in a digital world, the stories that unfold can be as intricate and captivating as the real world itself.
"Facing off against Kirakosaku in 'Your Bizarre Adventure' is like stepping into a whirlwind of skill and uncertainty, where every move is a calculated masterpiece. His reputation as the best player in the game is well-earned, making every encounter with him an unforgettable experience."
by Aetherius Nova August 28, 2023
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Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
Get the I am Kratos! mug.Probably the most badass character in all of video game history. In his first game, God of War, he is sent to dethrone Ares, the god of war, hence the game's title. Along his journey he kicks major ass in epic levels and solves ball-busting puzzles. With the help of Pandora's Box he kicks the shit out of Ares and becomes the new God of War. That is where his second adventure starts from.
by justblaze216 November 26, 2007
Get the Kratos mug.The main Character in God of War. Also a mythological character. He was a spartan warrior who when defeated by barbarians pledged his life to the God of War Ares. This granted him power that led to him becoming the avatar for Ares on earth and Kratos is basically a powerhouse until he goes on a killing spree and murders his wife and kids. Kratos realizes this deception and sets out to find Pandora's box to defeat Ares, which results in the most awesome ending of Kratos getting screwed over by the gods of Olympus and then becoming the new God of War.
by Ghalleon June 24, 2005
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The highest level of ass-kicking physically possible. Named for the protagonist of the God of War video game series, Kratos. "Kratosing" someone generally involves stabbing, bone breaking, eye-gouging, head tearing, and occasionally disembowelment.
The highest level of ass-kicking physically possible. Named for the protagonist of the God of War video game series, Kratos. "Kratosing" someone generally involves stabbing, bone breaking, eye-gouging, head tearing, and occasionally disembowelment.
Officer 1: What happened here?
Officer 2: Dodecatuple homicide.
Officer 1: Dudes got seriously Kratosed.
Officer 2: Dodecatuple homicide.
Officer 1: Dudes got seriously Kratosed.
by Wilson Poole June 16, 2010
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Someone who has traits of wickedness or inner evil.
The surname Kakos also means someone who is inwardly foul, rotten;
(figuratively) inner malice flowing out of a morally-rotten character (= the "rot is already in the wood").
Someone who has traits of wickedness or inner evil.
The surname Kakos also means someone who is inwardly foul, rotten;
(figuratively) inner malice flowing out of a morally-rotten character (= the "rot is already in the wood").
Boy: "Hey who's the new girl?"
Girl: "Don't bother, she's a Kakos, they're touble"
Boy: "Thanks for the warning!"
Girl: "Don't bother, she's a Kakos, they're touble"
Boy: "Thanks for the warning!"
by KiwiDJK April 12, 2013
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