Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by JakeStar May 04, 2005
A German liquor made of grains, known for being cheap for a spirit. It is very popular in its home country. It apparently tastes like cereal.
Not to be confused with the band Korn.
Not to be confused with the band Korn.
by The Moaning Sheep March 10, 2009
A seriously great band. Although their older songs were better, their new stuff still kicks ass. And no, I'm not some dumb-ass wanna-be goth who doesn't listen to 'real' metal. All you KoRn-haters that make that stupid assumption can fuck off. Anyways, they are one of the best bands ever, and are completely original. (Plus, they guest-starred on South Park, which is one of the coolest things that you can possibly do.) KORN RULES!
Some Amazing KoRn Songs Include:
Dead Bodies Everywhere
Blind
Clown
Freak On A Leash
Thoughtless
Here To Stay
Dead Bodies Everywhere
Blind
Clown
Freak On A Leash
Thoughtless
Here To Stay
by SadisticGrin13 August 07, 2006
Innovators of the heavy metal subgenre we now know as nu-metal or aggro-rock. Korn currently consist of 4 members now that rhythm guitarist Head has departed the band; Jonathan Davis, a great frontman and talented vocalist, Munky, a rather average guitarist (along with Head), Fieldy, a pretty slick bassist who greatly defines the band's sound, and Dave Silveria, an underrated and highly talented drummer. KoRn is known for their heavy sound, low-tuned guitars and dark themes and humour.
KoRn has many devoted fans around the world who love them for the music, not because of some poseur teen-angst image complex. It is because of these poseurs that many people hate KoRn, basing their opinion on the fact that many people who like the band shop at Hot Topic and suck at life, so the band must suck too. In reality, KoRn are respected by musicians as innovators, and famous because their sound simply kicks ass. KoRn acknowledges the fact that their recent albums have been sub-par due to wiggerism and promises to return to their roots in their next album. Hey, at least they admit it and learn from it, unlike some bands who use the phrase "people don't like it just because it's different" as an excuse for their crapiness.
In conclusion, you don't have to like KoRn... just don't hate on them for stupid reasons. A lot of people think "real" metal bands like Iron Maiden and Lamb of God suck too, so keep that in mind when you bash them.
KoRn has many devoted fans around the world who love them for the music, not because of some poseur teen-angst image complex. It is because of these poseurs that many people hate KoRn, basing their opinion on the fact that many people who like the band shop at Hot Topic and suck at life, so the band must suck too. In reality, KoRn are respected by musicians as innovators, and famous because their sound simply kicks ass. KoRn acknowledges the fact that their recent albums have been sub-par due to wiggerism and promises to return to their roots in their next album. Hey, at least they admit it and learn from it, unlike some bands who use the phrase "people don't like it just because it's different" as an excuse for their crapiness.
In conclusion, you don't have to like KoRn... just don't hate on them for stupid reasons. A lot of people think "real" metal bands like Iron Maiden and Lamb of God suck too, so keep that in mind when you bash them.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 24, 2005
As a noun usage: Denotes a refined distilled beverage originating from Northern Germany, subject to purity regulations.
As a verb usage: Denotes the act of consuming korn, typically in a communal context.
As a verb usage: Denotes the act of consuming korn, typically in a communal context.
Niklas: Shall we partake in an evening libation on Monday night, my friend? I possess an 80-year-old whiskey in my abode.
Jan: No, that swill I shan't imbibe, for it is naught but moonshine. Might we not, instead, indulge in some venerable Senator Korn?
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Stephan: The game commences at 15:30 hours this Saturday, hence, let us convene at the embankment for korning at noon!
Jan: No, that swill I shan't imbibe, for it is naught but moonshine. Might we not, instead, indulge in some venerable Senator Korn?
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Stephan: The game commences at 15:30 hours this Saturday, hence, let us convene at the embankment for korning at noon!
by Mamos1899 October 10, 2023