koosexual

Only being attracted to Jeon Jeongguk from kpop group BTS

Person 1: "that guy is into you, you should go out with him"

Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"

Person 2: "I'm koosexual"

by Jeonggguk September 27, 2020

ghetto koozie

Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.

Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?

Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.

by Steven Faye Castro-Valdez May 14, 2006

Chicago Koozie

This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.

Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.

by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014

kookie

nick name of Jungkook bts
Child reference of penis in Hungarian

crazy bitch: damm kookie has a huge kookie

by at hong kong May 10, 2018

Kooser

A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.

Come over here and give me a kooser!

by C.Love January 11, 2008

koozie

A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)

Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.

by emily December 14, 2004

anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.

Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”

by annaklozzie July 14, 2021