Kool Aid Man

A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!

Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!

by SlopNChop August 2, 2018

Sexy Kool-Aid Man

When a man puts kool-aid powder down his dick hole, while proceeding to stir it with a long, thin stick. Then, he cums into someone’s mouth while yelling “OHH YEAH!!!”, so his cum tastes like what ever flavor the powder is.

Cathrine wanted a different experience and I wanted to be dominant, so I pulled a Sexy Kool-Aid Man on her!

by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020

Kool aid man

He shits everywhere and says oh yeah when raping little kids in McDonald's. He masturbates with children's cum, semen and lotion. He is also a human.

Pedophile: Wassup kool-aid man how many kids did you rape?
Kool aid man: I raped over 364 kids today.

by How come I sleep with your wif May 11, 2022

Kool-Aid man

Derived from the hood. Usually meant to describe larger heavy set people dressed in a red shirt.

Yo my boy had this outfit on, money looked like the Kool-Aid man.

by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool-Aid Man

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face

Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.

by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021