Komodo

Demigod halfway between legend and reality. Many tales narrate his deeds even if many of his exploits will remain only in the minds and hearts of those who were present.
His natural habitat is the "Zarzino di sotto" farmhouse, a mystical place where many people have attempted the heroic feat of defeating Komodo, perhaps managing to put him to bed, but they certainly did not come out sober from this infernal trap.
He holds the world record for the most expensive bottle ever ordered at the Cube Cafe.
He has a weakness for the A.

Komodo: "Nobody touches my cousin!"

Komodo: "Open something!"

Komodo: "Asuma, you tried! Snoppysnobeeedd!" (the words are not yet clear)

Komodo: "Last dive Geordie"

by Triplo7 December 3, 2021

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Komodo

Word to describe someone who just woke up and evidently had a long night. Clothing involves used underwear, disgusting t-shirt, pie crust in the eyes, and crumbs on the face. They sound retarded and speak a dialect of loud gruntenese and Marijuanese, along with idiot speak and Damn I'm Drrunkenese. A black komodo can just be called a roach.

RebelTbone: dexter you look nasty. What happened?
Dexter: errrrrgrrrrarrrruhm
RebelTbone: well i see your speaking loud gruntenese again.
Dexter: errrrrrrSTFU
RebelTbone: well im outta here. Go back to bed komodo.

by RebelTbone December 20, 2009

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