Komodo Dragon

Unlike the popular Angry Dragon-esque Komodo Dragon, this sexually enticing activity requires much more skill to perform. When both partners are ready for intercourse, one leaves the room saying that they need to get one more thing first. The other partner lays in bed ready for the tease to be over. The partner then returns to the room with a real komodo dragon, unleashes it into the room, and locks the door. After a bloody battle to the death, the victor receives sexual favors from the partner outside during the commotion. However, this practice normally turns out fatal for both partners. I mean come on, you can't win a fight with a komodo dragon, and I dare you to try to fuck one.

its a komodo dragon! Kill it and we'll fuck ;)

by B4LL_P1T_G0L3M January 10, 2011

Komodo Monster

A "Mythical" being that in their original state is one of the all powerful beings that started this part of the universe. He was also partly rsponsible for the creation of humans, and when all the other immortals had the opinion of "humans are useless" he vowes to live amongst them, in humans form with all memories of his past life blocked by a spell to keep him from knowing. With him gone from the council, this side of the universe became neglected by immortals. The only spirits left were the few that vowed to look after and help balance out this planet. As soon as "The Great Almighty Komodo Monster" is through with being a human he will rise back to power as the head of the council of immortal beings.

-Loyal Follower of KOMODOism

One day The Great Almighty Komodo Monster will rise again.

by Loyal Follower of KOMODOism April 20, 2004

komodonkey

Very annoying guy that bullies kids and sucks at soccer

Dude it's Komodonkey , might wanna stay away.

by chahyo January 21, 2020

Komodo

Demigod halfway between legend and reality. Many tales narrate his deeds even if many of his exploits will remain only in the minds and hearts of those who were present.
His natural habitat is the "Zarzino di sotto" farmhouse, a mystical place where many people have attempted the heroic feat of defeating Komodo, perhaps managing to put him to bed, but they certainly did not come out sober from this infernal trap.
He holds the world record for the most expensive bottle ever ordered at the Cube Cafe.
He has a weakness for the A.

Komodo: "Nobody touches my cousin!"

Komodo: "Open something!"

Komodo: "Asuma, you tried! Snoppysnobeeedd!" (the words are not yet clear)

Komodo: "Last dive Geordie"

by Triplo7 December 3, 2021

Komodoh

A 'term' referring to men over the age of 25 who play video games and actively participate in the furry community online.

pirategoinesronald: That komodoh over there was talking to me on discord about the furry community.
terryist123: I think he was trying to groom you dude.

by sidewinder00 March 28, 2023

KomiObama

A person who constantly asking for things (rib pls rib rib rib!),make fun of retarded people (Imagine being mad at being teamed) and is a sweat at fighting games.
Mostly used as an insult but can be seen Positivitly.
Also these people are often obsessed with the body part known as ribs

Guy 1: "Bro ur so bad at the game trash L"
Guy 2: "You are acting like a KomiObama"
Guy 1: Dies

by Gojira1111 March 24, 2021

Komodo

Word to describe someone who just woke up and evidently had a long night. Clothing involves used underwear, disgusting t-shirt, pie crust in the eyes, and crumbs on the face. They sound retarded and speak a dialect of loud gruntenese and Marijuanese, along with idiot speak and Damn I'm Drrunkenese. A black komodo can just be called a roach.

RebelTbone: dexter you look nasty. What happened?
Dexter: errrrrgrrrrarrrruhm
RebelTbone: well i see your speaking loud gruntenese again.
Dexter: errrrrrrSTFU
RebelTbone: well im outta here. Go back to bed komodo.

by RebelTbone December 20, 2009