Kombucha

drinks like pee and smells even worse

"WHATAMIGO NA DO🌋.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA😵☔️ and i have NO MORE PATREON 💻💸."

by monsss January 11, 2020

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Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.

Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.

by Imasuperstr January 6, 2017

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Some "health drink" basic bitches drink which tastes like piss mixed with vinegar and motor oil.

God dammit, Evelyn keeps drinking that shitty kombucha. She's such a basic bitch.

by NickFromLaffayette December 6, 2020

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A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.

Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.

by Simmons brother Lopez November 3, 2023

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A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.

Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

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