Kombucha

drinks like pee and smells even worse

"WHATAMIGO NA DO🌋.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA😵☔️ and i have NO MORE PATREON 💻💸."

by monsss January 11, 2020

Kombucha

(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.

You are Kombucha.

by homedepotbutnotrly June 1, 2021

kombucha

Some "health drink" basic bitches drink which tastes like piss mixed with vinegar and motor oil.

God dammit, Evelyn keeps drinking that shitty kombucha. She's such a basic bitch.

by NickFromLaffayette December 6, 2020

Kombucha

A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.

Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

kombucha-cha-chuck

Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.

Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.

by Imasuperstr January 6, 2017

redneck kombucha

A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.

Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.

by Simmons brother Lopez November 3, 2023

Kombucha Booty

The immediate need to poop, Jackson Pollock style, after drinking kombucha.

I want to watch this movie with you but I need about 30 minutes because I’ve got Kombucha Booty.

by Johnnyandthesprites December 11, 2021