Kombucha king

He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge

He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave

by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020

Kombucha girl

being Indecisive about weather you like something or not

i really like this show!

actually i don’t.
maybe i do?
yeah i do.

actually no i don’t

omg i sound like the kombucha girl

by Danika is awesome October 16, 2019

kombucha-cha-chuck

Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.

Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.

by Imasuperstr January 6, 2017

kombucha drunk

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption

Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.

by izeze April 16, 2019

Kombucha Booty

The immediate need to poop, Jackson Pollock style, after drinking kombucha.

I want to watch this movie with you but I need about 30 minutes because I’ve got Kombucha Booty.

by Johnnyandthesprites December 11, 2021

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

the kombucha mushroom people

The first lyric to the song ''Sugar'' by System of a Down. Its one of their best songs.

The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day! Who can believe you? Who can believe you? Let your mother pray! SUGAR!!!!!!

by bitch basket fagola January 23, 2010