koncho

To put your hands together in the form of a gun, then you sneek up behind some victim and ram your fingers up their butt.
(Do not do this if the person isn't wearing pants)

Malia: -KONCHO!!!-
Shion: NOW I HAVE TO POOP!!
Aleina -Zoidburg noise-
Shannon: I wanna be included in the definition!!!
Malia: Fine! >_>

by Malia is better than the other one April 20, 2008

Nine Kornchid

The definition of sunshine in the human form. Whenever he smiles, the whole world lights up. The person who deserves all the best in the world. Besides, his eye smile is the most beautiful thing ever.

-Who do you think shines the brightest-the Sun or Nine Kornchid?

-Nine, of course.

by malye December 22, 2019

Konchu

A tiny demon found in Capcoms Monster Hunter. Capable of being the biggest annoyance possible.

(Example #1)I was setting a trap when this stupid Konchu knocked me down!
(Example #2) I was carrying an egg to base camp when a Konchu knocked me down and broke my egg!

by Sir Knifey! July 1, 2018

koonchi zang

booty call, specifically a referring to a diminutive booty. Of Persian origin.

Q "Why did Eddie have to go pick his coworker up from BART at 11:30 p.m. on a weeknight?"
A "Duh! She's his koonchi zang!"

by ami am September 3, 2006

kancho

1) a game played by Japanese school children under the age of 12 where they poke their finger(s) in an unsuspecting ass.

2) repeated pings or probes by hackers on the Internet seeking unauthorized access to a computer.

1) "I just saw an American exchange school teacher jump 3 feet in the air when some Japanese school boy kancho'd him."

2) "I installed a firewall on the Internet connection. I'm tired of having every hacker kancho'ing me."

by Dibabear September 3, 2005

kancho

A popular game played among Japanese schoolchildren that involves the invasion of personal space. One child puts his/her hands in a double hand probe formation and scouts out the right time to strike a fellow classmate. Once ready the child brings their hands back and thrusts it up their anal/chode area. Yes, girls and boys included. The objective is to push the person upwards or inflict pain in the general region. This does not cause any injury whatsoever.

boy 1: look girl 1 is bending over to pick up her pencil!
boy 2: wanna go Kancho her?
*boy 1 and boy 2 look at eachother*
boy 1: Me frist!
boy 2: no me!
*both end up on the ground*
boy 1 and boy 2: AYYYYYYYY!!!1
*girl 1 smiles at them and walks away*

by Fesho January 18, 2017

Kanchi

Kanchi is a name for a girl which means beautiful.

Nikhita: Hey Kanchi! What's up?
Kanchi: Not much, you?

by I AM G.O.A.T May 31, 2016