Knighted

When a guy cum on her shoulders and after that he declares her ma'am and stand up proud.

i totaly knighted my girl last night, she's now a ma'am.

by HairyPotterFD October 4, 2012

Black Knighted

V. past
To have three or four limbs removed, like Monty Python's Black Knight. Generally happens when one is owned by a bladed weapon.

Obi-wan just Black Knighted Anakin at the end of Episode III, look, he's only got his robot arm left

by masaki-kitsune March 24, 2009

Knighted

The act of being beat, hit, or crushed with a nightstick by another person or object.

Last night on my way home, some police stopped my car and knighted me.

by Gekode April 22, 2013

knightjob

receiving sexual favors from a partner in full plate armor, a mainstay of any sex dungeon

*metal clanging from bedroom*
josh: hey what's with all the clanging?
hayden: oh, wayne is getting a knightjob
josh: how chivalrous

by thankyoubarney December 19, 2021

Knighted

When your friend passes out at a party and you place your erect cock on your friends’ shoulders.

My buddy passed out and I placed my erect cock on their shoulders and knighted them like Prince Andrew.

by Buttpuppy July 25, 2025

Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021