A Knife Fight brought on by suprise, usually amongst people who all possess knives and who are bored.
Ian: ...
Chris: ...
Jim : ...
Ian : ...Suprise knife fight! *whips out knife*
Chris: Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*
Jim : Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*
Chris: ...
Jim : ...
Ian : ...Suprise knife fight! *whips out knife*
Chris: Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*
Jim : Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*
by Noz Dormuu December 13, 2008
Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
by AussieManDiaz December 8, 2017
Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
by Olaf February 16, 2005
A sexual act in which two brothers bind their left hands together, while simultaneously using their right hands to jerk each other off to climax. Whoever ejaculates first loses this battle of bound attrition, and the winner gets to finish off with the female sibbling of one of the participants (it doesn't matter which). "the Kentucky knife fight".
by VitaminM83 May 28, 2011
Having a beer.
by ChillisWillisMaximus April 24, 2009
by telephone45 June 9, 2007
A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.
by lexico3000 April 24, 2006