knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017

Knocking a grant out

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure

I'm going knocking a grant out

by S13rev February 5, 2023

knocking on the back door

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009

Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.

"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."

by cmescopen January 16, 2009

nostril knocking

Sticking your penis in to a nostril for sexual gratification. Also known as nostrilling or nose sex.

Since she had a cold today we skipped the nostril knocking and got straight to it.

by MysticX September 19, 2007

Cock Knocking Fuck

A man who is acting like a jerk or an ass as pertaining to how he treats women.

Did you hear about him? He got caught messing around on his girl. What a cock knocking fuck.

by Burned66 November 27, 2012

knocking ankles loose

Fucking another human to the point of there legs going numb

Nick: Hey man what did you do last night

Kobie: I was knocking ankles loose all night

by ThatBoiNick July 7, 2017