knackered

to be wholloped in the balls

Guy1:DUUUUUDE!!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT???!
Guy2:I know, I know, he just got completely knackered. Thats GOTTA hurt!!!!

by TIMMMAY!!! October 9, 2008

knackered

Being thoughly drunk, nicely high and overall chill

I feel nicely knackered

by ThiccNSnoopy January 10, 2020

Knackered

Exhausted from a first date.

When you come home after being out all night doing wild stuff with this girl you just met and your brother who’s still up wants you to hang with him and his friends in the computer room, “sorry boys I’m f*cking knackered.”

by McRibbie March 13, 2020

Knackered

A British slang term for beat up / used or tired

Teacher: morning class hope you are feeling fresh
That kid in the class: Nah fuck that I’m proper knackered today miss

Girl 1: omg me and Ron had suck great sex last night my pussy is SO knackered today
Girl 2: You? Knackered? Is Ron alive then?
Girl 1: He didn’t die completely, but he is at home today

by ColgateVagina March 21, 2021

Knackered as a salmon

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted

'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'

by Mike Longford January 9, 2008

Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.

"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"

by aloce September 10, 2006

Knackered as a fish

Tired, worn out etc
Knackered as a salmon when extremly tired

I've just been running from the pigs, now im knackered as a fish

by Mike Longford January 8, 2009