kloosman

if you ever need to find some dank memes, this is the guy you go to. although he is usually using his free time to spank some random guys, he really does know how to make some of the dankest memes around.

Hey I need some memes, do you know where kloosman is?

by LegoBeepBoop May 22, 2016

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Kloot

A religion based around the teachings of the ancient philosopher Klootithious. These lessons dictate one dedicates his or her life to being content with what they are handed. A Kloot loves sleep and their beloved bed (Cash Spot) and always opts to take the chill way out.

I was gunna get mad that my car got totalled but hey man, I'm just a Kloot.

by kybo321 October 21, 2010

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Klopstink

The sound of sloppy tards being dropped off of rooftops.

*klopstink* "Ew, dude, that guy just shit off the roof!"

by TehShank May 5, 2009

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lucas klosterman

the sexiest man alive. can slap a bag of cheddar chex mix in under a minute. damn.

wow.. lucas klosterman is so hot

by yomomma_ February 3, 2020

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kloosy-kloosing

(Verb)
1) A word originating in Syracuse commonly referring to a man with no fallous (no cock) who drifts around bars attempting to finger unsuspecting boys.
2) See billy

Kloosy-kloosing is for faggots.

Don't kloosy-kloos me, I'm not a faggot.

Why are you klooy-kloosing me, I will not let you blow me. faggot.

by hot sizzle May 9, 2005

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