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klement

A guy who is cute, but usually quite timid around girls but a lion around boys. Maybe be mistaken as being a homosexual by girls but is actually not. Doesn't like to talk much about his feelings.
Person 1:Dude!!! I think he's gay!!!

Person 2: nah, he's just being a klement
by Fatboy95 September 21, 2013
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Klement

The coolest motherfucker in the world. Can do whatever he wants, and has all the money.
That guy is cool!

Yeah he is a Klement.
by DefNotKlement November 9, 2020
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Klement

A cute guy, but always disagrees when someone says they are. Timid around most people who he does not know well, but extremely talkative and funny around his friends. He is very smart and will always be there if you need him. However, he doesn’t like to talk about his feelings with anyone unless you are one of his closest friends. He always tries to stay on the happier side of things, however when he gets hurt or something happens, he can become very dangerous to himself along with being one of the saddest people you’ve ever seen.
Person: Hey Klement, do you know what the homework for so-and-so is?
Klement: Yeah, it’s so-and-so.
by Pseudonym#7 April 18, 2019
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klementine

When someone's skin color is severely orange looking and unnatural.
Damn, that girl's looking like a klementine after her spray tan.
by Cadlads November 23, 2016
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kleensex

same as kleenex but Clean Sex...
After fucking:

Gimme some kleensex !
by Carl Tha Punx January 17, 2008
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Kleenshave

The soul of shaving. An African American manufactured shaving preparation. Using this product is the only way to get a kleen shave.
Now that's a kleenshave. A shaved person of any ethnic group or gender that has achieved a smooth and close shave without razor burn, bumps, or ingrown hair.
by Kleenshave Ben November 12, 2011
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klemetsen

Someone who likes to wear dresses and becomes overweight. Normally the people with this name will have a little bit of flab on both of their arms. They also happen to not be a respectful teacher.
Yo! Klemetsen said it wasn’t hard enough!
by school and 57 May 31, 2019
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