Kitana

An amazing girl, not scared to smack a hoe when needed and doesn't take shit from anyone. Beautiful eyes, 100karat gold skin. Her dark aura is sexy and pulling and her dark eyes could suck you in a whole new world. Loves her man and loves video games. One of a kind, definately a keeper.

Man, did you see that girl across the room? Sexiest eyes man

Yeah, she must've been a kitana

by drinkingketchup August 27, 2013

Dirty Kitana

About the best female friend you can ever have. Will be there for you in every way you can think possible. Sexy and provocative. Knows she's the best and will prove it if provoked.

Damn I wish my girl was a Dirty Kitana, but I get stuck with ugly bitches like Skanky Monique's!

by DaximK July 14, 2020

kintama

Literally "golden eggs"
Japanese slang for testicles. Not to be confused for golden pillows which is what Son Goku called his grandfather's testicles (used as pillows) in Dragon Ball. Don't look at me that way...

Cracked him right in the kintama, she did!

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

Kingani

Some 7 year old girl with 500k+ subs and is dyslexic as fuck

Kingani : * fucking dies of laughter towards nothing *
wildspartanz : why haven’t you FUCKING UPLOADED

~ 1 day later..mid reddit post ~
kingani : *messes up 1 word*
Everyone on call : FUCKING DYSLEXIC HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

by Angery~Kirby August 30, 2019

Kittan

The most ballerific motherfucker ever to have lived in the world of fiction. He is the epitome of GAR. Blows up a negative universe with a drill the size of a continent. Seriously, you can't fuck with that. He is from "The Most Ballerific Anime Ever Made", more commonly known by its moniker, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Super King Kittan Giga Drill Breakeerrrrrrrrr!!!

by David DeRienzo March 25, 2008

takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.

"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006

Kentang

To some this is just a "potato" but it's a trend nowadays for teenagers to call themselves "kentang" cause potatoes are known for their dirty appearance and odd shape. So if you're not confident in your look.... Just call yourself "kentang"

Mana lah aku tau aku hanyalah "kentang" *sad face*

"Aku macam kentang rebus hodoh tergolek jatuh turun bukit"

By - @rullulul
#iyul #twitter

by Alexandershah May 17, 2020