King Kong Defense

Legal strategy used by Carl Lundström's lawyer in the Pirate Bay trial of 2009.
This defense is effective for its ability to come out of left field, catching the prosecution completely off guard and furthermore, obliterating their weak arguments.

Carl Lundstrom's attorney:"The person responsible for uploads of copyrighted files might as well be a user named King-Kong in the jungles of Cambodia".

More examples...
Prosecution: Blah blah, you're aiding people in stealing intellectual property
Defense: Wrong, it was King Kong in Cambodia!
Prosecution: WTF!!!?
Defense: Suck the King Kong defense! How do you ever expect to win now?

by Arockalypse February 18, 2009

kingkongdong

When your dick gets to the same size as the empire state building becaus you saw a hot ass lady.

“That girl gave me a Kingkongdong”

by Doggy Kat March 14, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

by Foxiferous September 14, 2006

King-Kong Pussy

An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!

"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"

by Ktroxsex33 July 16, 2007

King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018