King Arthur

n. or v.

The male act of ejaculating in large volumes. (Camelot - Came a lot).

Lancelot had a King Arthur all over Guenevere's dress.

or

Lancelot King Arthured all over Guenevere's dress.

by D.Law November 7, 2008

king arthur

A fictional character that some very confused people like to believe is real and get all upset about.
The story of king arthur was invented by the english while they were busy kicking the crap out of the cultureless welsh.

for an example of how this effects people see the other definition

by dedlymonkey July 8, 2004

King Arthur

King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult

Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!

by Jlynnb*tch July 24, 2009

King Arthur

When the male genitals are in the anal cavity of another person and it is so tight that your genitals get stuck

man her asshole was so tight my dick god stuck i got king arthured

by baileymk6 September 27, 2018

the king arthur

Pulling a sword shaped dildo from a girl’s pussy

Karen had me give her the King Arthur and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

by KiwiRex May 30, 2018

King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021

King Arthur Fallacy

The belief that a society simply needs to elect the right leader and give the leader all the power they ask for, ignoring that 1) a leader who makes one group happy will hurt another group, and 2) the powers given to the one good leader will still be in effect when their successor takes power.

Person A: "You don't get it! If we can just ignore the Constitution and give (politician) more power, they'll fix everything!"
Person B: "That's the King Arthur Fallacy! As good as King Arthur may have been, he's at the very least mostly fiction, and all the kings that followed still wielded his power, for better or for worse.

by anonymous February 19, 2024