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Kim Kardashian

You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.
"GOD DAMN IT KIM KARDASHIAN! WHERE YOU OUT FUCKING REGGIE AGAIN?!

Kim Kardashian

A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.
Steve: Dude check it a Kim Kardashian!
Bob: Quick!! Get your shotgun!
Kim Kardashian by JG boss February 10, 2012

kim kardashian

Reggie Bush's Hoe until he realizes that he can do better.
Did you hear that Reggie Bush uses the penis pump? Yeah...Kim Kardashian show him the Ray-J video.
kim kardashian by C-dogg1972 May 15, 2008

Kim Kardashian

The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
Kim Kardashian by Snowpiercer January 16, 2016

Kim Kardashian

Definitely the most annoying celebrity out there. Also Pro should win this debate.

Kim Kardashian

a slut who is famous for being in a sex tape.
have you herd about kim kardashian she is such a slut