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Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.
Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!
by DirtyDanTheHitMan September 4, 2015
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Keyasha

A smart, loving, exotic, crazy beautiful girl. She'd be there for anyone who needed it and knows how to get along with other people. She's meant for long term relationships but other men find her attractive as well. Usually with a light complexion. Keyasha know how to have a really good time, but only in her type of way. She's very patient but can be ticked off at a certain point. She's a beautiful sexy girl who ages but doesn't lose any beauty at all. She's one of a kind and unique, if you get to know her you will automatically become attached to her.
Dang who's that?

Bro that's keyasha
by stealyourman February 24, 2017
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Lil Keius

Mykeius Richardson (born March 1, 2004), better known by his stage name Lil Keius, is an American rapper originally from Rocky Mount, NC later raised by his father and stepmom in Nashville, NC

The rap artist is currently not signed to anyone. He works independently
Hop in the coupe and I swerve in the latest, They call me Lil Keius because I am the greatest.
by Turnup258 February 1, 2019
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Keysha

An awesome, amazing, resilient girl who you can't help but fall head over heels for, but you're glad that they're in your life cause without them, you're life isn't complete if you don't have a Keysha in your life. She is also a keeper!
"The reason why I'm happy is because I have a Keysha in my life."
by Ashley.Brown November 21, 2018
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pat keys

“We’ve found your old tweets, apologise to Pat Keys!”
by MontyPanesar June 30, 2020
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Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.
Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
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keysmash

A keysmash is what gay people do instead of saying "hahaha", "lol", or "lmao" while texting. They do it by slamming their hands onto the keyboard, typing random keys, or wiping their hands across the keyboard. Keysmashes can also be used to express shock, and sometimes anger. The length of the keysmash will sometimes reflect how strongly the person feels about what made them keysmash.
Gay person, watching Christine Sydelko videos and texting their friend: skdhfsdjkgnvks dnsj oh my god

Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again

gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)
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