Kavorkian Scarf

The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.

While snooping around his grandmothers bedroom looking for winter mittens and scarves, little Johny comes warps his neck with a Kavorkian Scarf.

by Nick Wade McClellan July 12, 2007

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Kevorka Polonaise

The Kevorka, or "lure of the animal", was an attribute which rendered one irresistable to women according to Baltic mythology, probably originating in Latvia. Its eastern variant, the Kevorka Polonaise (literally, "Polish Kevorka") is much the same as its Baltic neighbor; however, it is reputedly accompanied by the scent of saddle-leather and borscht.

Lovers of freedom and open lands upon which to graze, those afflicted with the Kevorka Polonaise are also historically known as great lovers. However, their powers are almost exclusively limited to smuglianki.

See also: Saucisson Polonaise, smuglianki.

"Wow, that guy's Kevorka Polonaise is off the charts."

"Yeah... hey, are we near a farm?"

by Casper McFriendly September 26, 2006

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kevortion

An assistied suicide for old people, thus an end of life abortion

a combination of kevorkian and abortion

Old man jenkens is getting a kevortion, because he dosen't want to be a burden anymore

by dizarillo June 1, 2009

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kevorkin’ it

The act of spanking yourself while jerking off. In other words, spanking yourself while “jorkin’ it”.

Matt: Are you okay?
Jonathan: Yeah, my ass hurts from kevorkin’ it all night.

by mception February 4, 2025

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ketorian

The nicest man/boy u will ever know he is really chill but if u mess with him he will kill u but don't break his heart or else he will be heartbroken he is really loyal u will be so lucky if u married or date him he will treat u like a princess

Ketorian is so cool!

by Lia_thewerido November 24, 2021

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