Keester Stash

Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass


Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..

You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.

by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009

keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 29, 2010

chelmsford keester

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure

*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"

by reggieXray May 20, 2020

Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth

I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me

by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024

keester bomb

Getting fucked in the ass

“I keester bombed her so hard last night”

by Saucer December 21, 2017

Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.

the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022