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Keely is a pretty girl who is popular. She has great friends and fake friends. Some people treat her terribly because they are jealous of her looks or just are rude people. They also spread lies and rumors about her to her friends and she hates that. She tries to be friends with everybody but also keeps her distance from some people. If you ever find a Keely, DO NOT GIVE HER SUGAR, and keep her. You'll need her someday.
"Oh Keely! She's so weird and I don't like her. You shouldn't be friends with her."
"Um, NO! She's AMAZING! You're just JEALOUS because you aren't anything like her."
"Whatever."
Keely by Amber Reolin October 29, 2019
Person A: Whats that small asian girl's name

Person B: Thats Keely the thot
Keely by Keelyisathot September 29, 2018
When a masculine woman walks past you. When it is hard to tell if the girl is a guy or not.
Stay away from that girl she has a man's face I mean what a keely.
Keely by Jca1290 January 31, 2009
A big-headed hog that eats it own poop. Some people mistake it for a giant poop and step on it. It will threaten other animals with its horrible oder. It is also a wanna-be of the Alec, Justin, Danielle, and Garrett.
"Ew, poop!"
"No thats a Keely."
Keely by Someone in her class March 25, 2008
a blonde haired snake. legit the most snakiest person you could meet. she will backstap you many times. but really she is the best anyone could ask for. she's ther for you, smells like mcdonalds and makes jokes that only we will get. I love my Keely
thats your friend...... no, thats my Keely
Keely by CAZINACAGE June 1, 2018
To pee on a young girls upturned face a la R Kelly.
Don't make me keely you girl! is what Jon said to his wife after they had both been drinking.

That fool is nasty. He gives out keelys to middle school kids.
Keely by SEOhNo January 4, 2008