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Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer)

These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.

Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!

Love Emo
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:

Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?

Person 2- How much?

Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
by evalynn austin January 10, 2023
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Kaleidoscope

When a man ejaculates in his sex partners eye.
"Why is she wearing an eye patch?"
"I totally pulled a kaleidoscope on her last night."
"Nice.."
by AsHaSauR March 24, 2010
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kaleidoscope

A silly sally who cuts you off and clearly has no idea how to drive. This person has likely had slurpies and bread rolls thrown at them for sucking at life and probably doesn't have a license either.
Piss out your ass, you fucking kaleidoscope!
by Battoo May 19, 2008
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creamy kaleidoscope

Achieved when one cums barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.
Man, I gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.

Aww shit, that's good looking out man.
by Prince November 30, 2004
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killeidoscope

similar to a kaleidoscope but shoots lasers that kill you
me: hey man, look what i found at the millitary surplus store
dude: holy shit! thats a killeidoscope!
me: damn right!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
by mac-curr-dog January 11, 2012
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Kaleidoscopic

The Effect Of Spinning Around (i.e, Playing Dizzy ducks) Rather Quickly Around Midnight, Or A Dark Time, And Looking Into The Sky, You Get Really Dizzy And You Can See The Veins At The Back Of Your Eyes, The Sky, Or Anything You Look At, Becomes Kaleidoscopic.
Dizzy Person1 - Can You See That?
Dizzy Person2 - Yeah, You've Gone Kaleidoscopic!
by Kate[Kaleidoscopic] February 16, 2009
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Kaleidoscope

a person who never eats grapes or bananas
sarah had trouble on the fruit farm because of her disability as a kaleidoscope
by Fufu La Morte March 29, 2005
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