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"A drinking town with a sailing problem."
Home of The United States Naval Academy, AKA hot mids. We wear flip-flops year-round, and khakis and a nice shirt is considered "dressed up." Everything is laid-back and casual, rednecks aren't welcome, and we eat everything with Old Bay. We love to make fun of Plebes and tourists. Everyone knows that the movie "Annapolis" was totally fake. Broadneck can kick Severna Park's ass any day. Beer pong is a must. If you don't play lax in middle and high school, you might as well turn around and go back to wherever you came from. I bet you half your school will get early dismissal when the Blue Angels fly. You are nobody if the guy at Bay 50 doesn't know your name. We love O'Laughlin's and Starbucks. The mall is our second home. You can find most of the town at Battle Of The Bands. First Night is a MUST.
We dress like preps, jocks, or gangsters, but usually a combination of all three.
We like our guys hot and our beer cold.
I'm from Annapolis; you name it, I'm better at it than you.

Annapolis, AKA Naptown, is in Anne Arundel County. It has a comfortable balance of preps and gangsters. Historic Annapolis has a lovely collection of coveted waterfront properties, as well as a ghetto. Annapolis is within 40 minutes of Baltimore, DC, PG County, and Maryland's Eastern Shore (but who the fuck would ever want to go THERE?).
The Annapolis Mall is gangsterrr, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.

THE PREPPY SiDE
Most preps reside in Severna Park and are known as "parkies." Everyone from Mago Vista to the Broadneck Peninsula hates them and knows they're stuck up as hell. Severna Park High School is considered to be "the good school." They're snobby about everything...academics, sports, band...you name it! But they really suck!! Severna Park is not in Annapolis! It's in Arnold. But Parkies think they live in Naptown.

THE BR0ADNECK PENiNSULA
Starts where AAC starts (at Sandy Point, when you come over the Bay Bridge) and ends around Mago Vista. A mix of people. Everyone was happy when Melvin was found (2006)! People walk to Graul's in their PJs, and kids in Revell Downs (home!) are always up in the 7/11. Breakneck is the local band. Most Broadneck Peninsula kids go to Severn or Fagothy Middle, then onto Broadneck High. The girls are hot and the guys are chill at Broadneck. It is THE place to be.
PS. Note to all PG County dumbasses who come to Sandy Point to swim: IT IS NOT A BEACH. YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. Idiots.
PSS. Note to all tourists who keep driving through on College Parkway to get to the toll booths: YOU CAN'T COME THIS WAY. TAKE 50. Retarrrds.

HiST0RiC ANNAP0LiS
A swarm of hot mids and clueless tourists holding ice cream cones. Downtown Annapolis is amazing ...always sunny and gorgeous during the summer. There is an unlimited supply of coffee shops and ice cream stores. It's fun to go watch random peoples' weddings.
Ghettos include, but are not limited to: RobinWood, Bywater I && II, Clay Street, Presidents Street, and some parts of Browns Woods. The Annapolis High School district has the ghettoest schools in AAC, so be prepared!
PS. Note to tourists: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS. And fanny packs aren't cool anymore (were they ever?)

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St. Mary's Annapolis

A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans known to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies and D1 schools per capita (8 to service academies ('04) and the entire women's lax team, among others, in '05 out of a class of around 140 students). Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.
Know where I can find a party? I dunno call someone from St. Mary's Annapolis.

We're playing St. Mary's? We can't even pray for help!
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Annapolis

Annapolis is like nowhere else on earth. We probably have one of the highest concenrtrations of individual wealth in such a small area. The wealthy and elite dominate this place. We live in Murray Hill and Sherwood. We drive bmws, audi, mercedes, and range rovers to be modest. Bored housewives wear million dollar insured jewlery with sweatpants and chanel purses. Kids go to private schools, of which everyone knows St. Marys is the best. Money comes through business and inheritance. Kids wear lacoste polos and sweatpants with 3,000 dollar david yurman jewlery. In order to appreciate the shocking power and elitism of this city, you can only do it by hearing about it. Although not widely known, our influence is far reaching. Were not racist, we just hate clay street and people who put ghetto housing on the water. Were just the best city in the world.
OMG they just donate 8 million dollars to St. Marys. What? Oh thats right youre not from Annapolis, you wouldnt understand.
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Crabs, lax boys, st. Mary’s, ice cream, mids, and other crap. Everyone who lives in Annapolis knows the pat Buddy’s is a musty tourist trap, that’s is really nasty old crabs that aren’t even from The Bay. Everyone knows cantlers has the best crabs. Lacrosse boys, do i need to say more? St. Mary’s only private school in Annapolis, Annapolis area christian is nasty and sucks at sports. The rivalry between st. Mary’s and Severn (the richer, more snobby) is strong. And the Battle of the Severn is like a religious holiday. Lots of ice cream places, Annapolis ice cream co is for the tourists, kilwins is a chain (bleh) STORM BROS FOR THE WINNNNNNNN!!!!! Summer is humid an hot as hell. Everyone has been to at least one navy game in their life, those are big deal here. Don’t forget the people who give up their front yards to park your car in for 40 bucks. All the rich kids to AYC for every holiday meal and are little sailers. If you don’t know how to pick a crab, ur dead. Don’t have you boaters license before 14, ur dead. Don’t play lax, or at least haven’t tried, ur dead. If your parents don’t let u leave school at half day on Blue Angel Day, u must be new. If you like army, you will be murdered by the rest of us. And don’t get me started on commissioning week traffic, it’s a literal nightmare.

The only things that matter in life in Naptown:
Sports: lax and sailing
Holidays: Blue Angles Day, Navy v Army Football games
Food: crabs and old bay
Restaurants: Cantlers, and storm bros
If you can’t parallel park, you can’t live in Annapolis
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Annapolis high school

This school straight ass..students vaping in the bathroom every 2 seconds, the teacher either hella quiet or hella nice..
Don’t send yo kids to Annapolis high school
by Annapolis high school January 29, 2022
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Annapolis high school

This school stank and freshman are wild, it’s a fight every other week, teachers don’t know what to do with us no more now they saying we gotta give them our phone to go use the bathroom
Don’t come to Annapolis high school you have been warned!
by Jimmysmom March 3, 2022
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Annapolis High School

Worst school in Maryland. The principle Donald Lilly is a complete idiot. He keeps saying there is going to be change but our school still sucks. All the teachers got fired at AHS and he was one of the staff that returned. Another year of stupid speech's from donald Lilly that do nothing for the school. Diversity weakens our school. We have a punch of bums and thugs that gives our school a bad reputation, as well as Donald Lilly
Bob: Hey, where do you go to school?
Me: Um....Uh.....Annapolis High School.......Yea.......I know it sucks
Bob: Ewwwwwwwww.......you should come to Broadneck.
by Unknown Individual February 5, 2008
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