kalyn

this blond chick who's kinda country who likes to have wild kinky sex with black men

Celeste: Damn, Kalyn, what happened last night?
Kayln: Oh it's straight I hooked up with the light one and you got the dark one as usual....and mine is a rapper.
Celeste: Damn nigga!

by Celeste May 26, 2003

Kalyn

The girl that mchief loves and wants to have hard butt sex with...

Okay maybe I stretched the truth a bit...

mchief343: man I had a fantasy last night!
KeyesBlob: about that girl right?
mchief343: hell yeah

the rest is too bad, don't wanna hurt no little kids

by KeyesBlob July 6, 2004

kalyn

Ruben's EX-girlfriend.

Kalyn dumped him on HIS ASS!

by KALYN October 2, 2003

Kalyn

Kalyns are apparently really pretty girls and are liked by a lot of boys because they tend to be hoes. They are really attractive when it comes to their looks but nobody could believe kalyn is a hoe

Oh is that kalyn? Yeah she's a hoe

by Mdmdmdmdm December 16, 2019

Kalyn

A kalyn is someone you want to keep arround. She is full of love and laughter. A kalyn will most likely marry a gage.

Gage- kalyn will you marry me?

Kalyn- yes!

by TRIANGLES123 November 10, 2018

Jordan+Kalyn

A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.

look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn

NO WAY i knew i recognized them!

by Ravizzone January 18, 2011

dirty kalyn

When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy

“Dude! I just did a dirty kalyn!”
“Ew bro did it splatter?”
“Everywhere haha!!”

by DefinitionGoddess6969666 April 15, 2020