When Eminem said there aint no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans, he didn't know of my Kalina.
by JKLMNOPQRSTUVW December 2, 2009
Get the Kalina mug.Someone who is random, funny, smart, and someone who has a very funny laugh. She is someone who you need to get to know first. She is also very smart and someone who you can count on! :)
by misffitt February 13, 2010
Get the Kalina mug.A Faerie Princess secretly living as an ordinary woman. She will most likely have a job, boyfriend, and even children. Kallinas are not common, but are most abundant in the Southern hemisphere.
A Kallina will be of the most unique beauty, intelligence, sense of humor and style. They also like AC/DC.
A Kallina will be of the most unique beauty, intelligence, sense of humor and style. They also like AC/DC.
"I just saw this MILF at the market and I think she might have been Kallina because she seemed so magical, but when I looked again she flipped me off "
by Indylicious February 5, 2010
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A: Man whose that girl?
B: that’s Kalina...she isn’t that sexy
A: um sorry bro don’t you see her smile... she is shining like a star in the middle of the day..
B: that’s Kalina...she isn’t that sexy
A: um sorry bro don’t you see her smile... she is shining like a star in the middle of the day..
by ShiningSmile101 August 6, 2019
Get the Kalina mug.Kalena is one amazing girl. She is an artist who enjoys dancing, writing, reading, and dancing. She can sing very well but doesn’t let people know it. Kalena’s are normally very self confident, and care a lot about themselves., and their appearance. They usually have a lot of money and spend it all on other people, they care more about other people’s happiness more than their own. Kalena’s are very active and like sports, so Kalena’s are generally very skinny. They enjoy activity’s such as running, swimming, biking, hiking, etc. Kalena’s are EXTREMLY HOT, and can steal anyone’s man at any time. If a Kalena has a crush on you, you better do whatever you can to get with her.(you have no idea how many people are trying to do that) They never jump from boy to boy, and if they have liked someone for more than a year, they are most likely to marry that person. Although the many boys that are trying to get with her, she will remain loyal to her lover. And Kalena’s are very popular, they are very funny and can make anyone laugh. Everyone loves to be around her and is always the center of attention. Kalena’s are the best!
Matt: “wow, Kalena is so pretty”
Zach: “dude I already told you, I called dibs”
Brock: “no I did”
Chris: “I think we all did”
Zach: “yeah, but she likes Adam”
Adam: “wait she does?NICE!”
Kalena: “hey guys!”
all: “HEY THERE!!”
Zach: “which one of us do you like?”
Kalena: “...”
Zach: “dude I already told you, I called dibs”
Brock: “no I did”
Chris: “I think we all did”
Zach: “yeah, but she likes Adam”
Adam: “wait she does?NICE!”
Kalena: “hey guys!”
all: “HEY THERE!!”
Zach: “which one of us do you like?”
Kalena: “...”
by pinkiepie625 March 23, 2019
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by tu madre es muy bonita June 17, 2018
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by KlaxonSong April 23, 2009
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