kaeya

kaeya

kaeya

kaeya by v𝙤 November 12, 2022

Kaeya

the sexiest mf in the universe like holy shit i just want him to #### ### ### ### #### ###### ## ## ### #### ## ###### ### ###. # #### # ### # #### ## ## ##### #### ## ##### # ### #### ### ##### ### ## ##### #### ## # #### ### ## UGHHHHH

person a: yo kaeya is so hot
person b: ong yeah i agree dont you wish he would just #########################################################
person a: ...ayo..

Kaeya by planetmarsssss February 1, 2022

KAEYA

a big dong daddy that lives in monstadt, what ever your eyes meet his your dik will spring up and you will have one of the fattest nuts youve ever had in your life

rando: kaeya is soo fine, whenever i see him i nut in my panties
Diluc: wtf.

KAEYA by your moms sugar baby November 24, 2021

Kaeya

Hot man

"Hey have you heard of kaeya? The hot man"
"No But his brother is hot"

Kaeya by Woman kisser January 27, 2022

Kaeya

Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.

Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?

Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.

Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.

Kaeya by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

kaeya

a hot sexcy man who will almost hook out with everyone and who has an eyepatch, with a sad back story, hot disney prince (almost) and will hook you up ofc.

“I am nobody’s house wife.”

Kaeya: Ah-Ah, you should watch what you say, honorary knight.

*cu*

kaeya by kaeyaseyepatch July 12, 2021

Kaeya

The hottest and best genshin impact character with long silky and shiny blue hair and an eye patch which somehow makes him even more sexier (he's so sexy omg). He also has scrumptious mommy milkers which are really great to stare at and are also always displayed to the whole world to see (thankfully). In addition, his hands are so elegant and he wears fingerless gloves. Did I also mention he's the prince of Khaenri'ah and the Cavalry Captain of Mondstadt? This man is unstoppable. But unfortunately, his past is so heartbreaking and his adopted brother hates his guts. He's also only mine, back off. He's the finest mf in genshin impact and if you disagree, you're wrong and have no taste whatsoever.

Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: isn't Kaeya so hot? He definitely solos your favs.
Some random idiot: no he's not!
Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

(Pls follow me on tiktok i'm desperate, thanks.)

Kaeya by Kaeya's slut Jade April 27, 2022