You a really are a Kurt.
by Fonethical April 11, 2004
Get the Kurtmug. A super beast guy who has the ability to turn lesbian girls straight in 0.0021 seconds and he also sails which just makes him even more pimp. He also plays the electric triangle which is undeniably sexy.
Girl: I always thought Kurt was a sex god but then I learned that he sailed and I had no choice but to take my pants off.
by asdfasdfasdfsdasdfasd November 6, 2010
Get the Kurtmug. Drop-dead gorgeous. My god!
The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.
The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.
by xoncm February 3, 2010
Get the Kurtmug. The sexiest man on the entire planet who own the world's largest penis. A Kurt is a porn star that usually gets paid $300,000 a year because his giant penis is in such high demand
Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede
Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede
" Wow did you see the adult film Kurt was in? He's penis was off screen!"
kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"
kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"
by yomoma245678 June 8, 2011
Get the Kurtmug. The common name for porn legend Kang Hurter Kurt Rammer (stage name). Known for his unrelenting charm, charisma and stamina which made most female stars sign exclusivity agreements with his production company; most contracts contained clauses that stated the female performer would only perform with Kurt and/or other females.
by Jackinthebox_admin February 5, 2010
Get the Kurtmug. The manly art of not answering or replying to ones personal and/or group chat messages. A hard ignore in the face of many attempts to reach a person.
“My homie ordered needles from Japan & said they would be here in two days, needles to say I got Kurted “
“God damnit Mike is on a good one, he just Kurted you good. “
“Marty always gets Kurted.”
“Kurt must be back at Kurntchella again this weekend because you sir just got Kurted hard”
“God damnit Mike is on a good one, he just Kurted you good. “
“Marty always gets Kurted.”
“Kurt must be back at Kurntchella again this weekend because you sir just got Kurted hard”
by Dev From Above May 10, 2019
Get the Kurtedmug. Kurt is an amazing person. He'll always be there for you. He is so kind and he understands you. He is a very lovable person who just makes life amazing. You might think he doesnt like you at first but once you get to know him you find out how amazing he is and once you do you know hes there for you. He'll help you even when you dont want him to. Hes the sweetest person you'll ever meet you mention something to him that you need he'll go and get it for you. Hes the cutest person you'll ever meet hes got amazing deep brown eyes, the softest hair you can run your fingers through, the cutest face anyone can have, the most kissable lips and an amazing body. He can make you feel more loved than you have your whole life and if he tells you he loves you he means it. He doesnt lie to you he'll always be honest and trustworthy which just makes him an amazing and lovable person.
by someone5735 February 20, 2022
Get the Kurtmug.