1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

a content-safe way of saying "kill myself" - coming from the fact that the abbreviation for the unit of measurement, kilometers, kms, is the same as the abbreviation for "kill myself."
by HamNCheddar February 4, 2025

Da little-known pint-sized lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn't wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn't have been interested in da FORMER!
If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn't have possessed da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
by Blackshizah December 24, 2022

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!
husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!
vanessa: thank you faggot
bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!
husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!
vanessa: thank you faggot
by spookupt January 2, 2025

by trollgamer2003 September 14, 2020
