A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.
by JB123456 October 15, 2013
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by Haushinka November 18, 2003
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Example man: I walked down the street, tripped, and KERSPLAT!
Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.
Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.
by filiph February 6, 2009
Get the kersplat mug.the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd
Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!
by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002
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Get the kerala mug.When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.
by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008
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That guy is Kerptastic!! xD
by ZackKerp April 1, 2009
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