Keef

A nickname for Chicago rapper Chief Keef

You heard Keef new single?

by That1Demon March 26, 2019

keef

The highest amount of THC from Marijuana. Made when marijuana is grinded and the THC crystal is sorted from the rest of bud

This keef has got me chokin but blazed

by Jolt December 31, 2003

Keefe

My reason for living. Thank the gods for Shannon Messenger and her amazing mind.

I am madly in love with keefe science, who is a fictional character.

by Mossy_moss_moss March 15, 2022

Keef

Crystals found in weed; They are collected in a grinder, in order to enjoy later in a nice keef blunt.

Ahmed: Yo i just got done breaking up the bud, check out all this keef on my hands T
Fady: Yo you know you gotta put em in ya gumsth bro
Ahmed: What the #@!&, this isn't coke bro whats wrong with you
Fady: Whoopsth

by poppadoc June 11, 2011

KEEF

To be fat and/or sarcastic. Originated from the Bedfordshire area of England

Matt Mead : Hey you're so KEEF
Callum : Fuck off bible basher.

by KEEFmeister March 21, 2009

Keefe

The 4-eyed asshole that only eats microwaved chicken nuggets and uses up all the ketchup

Kyle: Keefe, why tf do you have nuggets, we made burgers?
Keefe: I’m hungry

by Sox_ June 12, 2021

keefed

We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex

1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"

by Hotelbutel June 7, 2016