The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

kaptain krauth

someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.

Guy: "What's up with that guys stache? It looks crunchy."

Dude: "He's going for the Kaptain Krauth"

by papasmurfcani March 23, 2010

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama May 7, 2018