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Kalen

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When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.
Dude, holy shit! John just kalen'd!
by Shraban Baishnab September 24, 2011
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Kalen is the type of guy with the longest wood that could pattern tomiwa any day and all of the Nansen know
Ay what is that kalen he’s a shweet one
by Shmuck25 August 26, 2019
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The kind that shoots marshmallow gun balls at a target on its closet.
Woah! did you see that Kalen shoot the marshmallow gun!
by Spagetti Meetballs January 13, 2010
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dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.
Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!
by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023
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While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens
Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing
by Troller937 May 4, 2020
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a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.
Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?
by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023
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