Kalen

Kalen is the Rick in the friend group, his nickname is "SubZero" he is the real alpha, he is the alpha wolf, the sigma giga chad.

Kalen reden is the real alpha wolf!

by OhioBlumpkinRizz June 10, 2024

Kálen

Someone who you’ll never be

There’s only one Kálen

by Ndjdhxhx December 31, 2021

Kálen

Someone you will never be able to be

There is only one and only Kálen

by Ndjdhxhx December 31, 2021

kalen jamal washington

a kind nice loving person with a strong sense of emotion

it's kalen jamal washington

by g man oh my gosh April 20, 2018

Kalen Logic

The art of being a dumbasss and being internet warrior.

Talking on Skype and waving a verbal battle with somebody is kalen logic or saying that somebody that is bad a cod is a no life

by sagemode67 August 12, 2012

Kalen reden skibidi

kalen reden in ohio while watching skibidi

Holy Skib! kalen reden skibidi is ohio!

by OhioBlumpkinRizz June 5, 2024

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023