A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
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Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
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Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
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everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
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Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
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*Shows another dude Rouxls Kaard written on a paper.*
“The world may never know.”
*Shows another dude Rouxls Kaard written on a paper.*
“The world may never know.”
by Carrot ate a Ferret June 6, 2019
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He likes to call people {worms.
He likes to call people {worms.
Girl 1: "ROUXLS KAARD IS MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP HIM!"
Girl 2: "GOD DAMNIT!"
Girl 2: "GOD DAMNIT!"
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