Kneemah

A word for a wanna-b alpha male who claims to be hanging out with numerous girls, but is actually with girls that are related to him.

Guy 1 - Yo brah what you doing tonight?
Guy 2 - Yo I'm chilling with these 3 girls...
Guy 1 - Who you hanging out with man?
Guy 2- ....My cousin, my sister and my mom...
Guy 1 - You Goddamn Kneemah....

by Oh My Kneemah July 27, 2009

kneef

little gross little guy

person 1: ay I've got a kneef crawling across the floor here

by EE-man April 27, 2020

Blowjob knees

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.

1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"

by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

Bj knees

Permanent scarring of the knees due to given blow jobs for a prolonged period of time.

You know that girl definitely has bj knees! She has been known for a long time around here as the queen of blow jobs.

by lalaloveless June 26, 2016

Red Knees

A girl will have red knees if she has been giving blowjobs to a lot of guys, or to one guy repeatedly.

"Damn, have you seen Esther. She got them red knees."

"Yeah, her and Johann have been going nonstop."

by RedKneesEsther January 21, 2015

Knee-Necked

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.

Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.

by MasterBlaster666 May 29, 2020

Scrollers Knee

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015