k-fed

1:) Semen Spewer
2:) A synonym for the word "cheat" (as in: cheat in life, on a person, in a game, etc...)
3:) The act of being "full of shit"; or filling someone with shit

1:) "K-Fed should be an option under 'employment' on the DHS assistance forms."
2:) "I got k-feded out of my alimoney because I k-fed on my sugar-mama."
3:) "John Cena tired of K-Fed's k-fed, so he STFU'd him."

I know-all lame...blah

by JhennRhaiyne November 11, 2006

K FED

when a loser shoots inside a successful woman so that he can become her "baby daddy" and use her for his personal gain.

"dude, my life is going nowhere."

"well, what are you going to?"

"I don't know. maybe I'll just pull a K FED"

by lesbiansea January 02, 2009

K. Fed

1. the art of leaving your woman for another woman who has a lot of money.
2. an asshole

1. He just pulled a K. Fed on me!
2. You are such a K.Fed

by Kina June 21, 2006

k-fed

K-Fed: The Next Vanilla Ice

I saw K-Fed on Tv Last night attempting to rap, i laughed my ass off

by truth4332 September 15, 2006

K-Fed

The Ex-Husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and father of both of her children.

Brittney became a preggo because K-fed wont Wrap his "friend"

by Abrecrombie adddicts name is kathy November 24, 2007

K-Fed

a knuckle dragging American chav who has NO talent but loads of sperm who should be wiped off the planet for teh benefit of all of the country!

K-Fed is a total fucking scum bag faggot!

by Innit? McGuinness July 13, 2006

K-Fed

A white man who thinks he can rap.
Originally from Fresno CA.
Married and divorsed Britany Spears.
The End.

Mikaela: K-Fed is the kind of wrapper you spit your gum into and throw away.

Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

by Ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 11, 2008