jummie

Originates from the depths of (inbred) scotland, deprived ICT Technician with a tendancy to spread his bodily fluids anywhere and everywhere possible (hence the 5 kids!). The largest splaff manufacturer in the UK (and possibly the world!).

Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.

He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.

Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.

'Jummie's gonna splaff in your meef'

'My God Jummie, you got your splaff all over my meefa'

by Jummie is a God December 28, 2007

Jummits

Nickname for any person with awesomness that can be compared to that of Jesus and Chuck Norris. Also an active advocate against the containment and reproduction of gingers.

1. Dude! Jummits just ate a football!

2. Don't even try to be like Jummits. It's practically unpossible.

by guyfriendbuddy October 21, 2009

Jummbox

An even epicer music making program, made by John Nesky. Just an edited version of Beepbox.

jummbus.bitbucket.io/

Hey, I made an EPIC song in Jummbox!!

by rrrrrrrrgh March 30, 2023

jummi

German for yummi

dies schweiser ist jummi.

by waffle December 2, 2003

jummy

A hybrid of juicy and yummy. Commonly used to describe fruit.

This orange is so jummy!

by Antony Peacock April 13, 2006

Jummy

A combination of a jerk and a dummy.

That stupid driver just cut me off. What a Jummy!!!!

by Rio7330 November 25, 2016

jummy cummy

Jummy Cummy is when a Jewish man unleashes his yummy cummies in your mouth or In any hole than he licks it out.

My weird uncle Daryl said he loves it when his friend Danny unleashes a Jummy Cummy in his throat.

by Not Daryl's Nephew October 2, 2017