jagaloon

A person, preferably a man, who is social awkward. Usually has a "deep in thought" look on their face, even though this person rarely thinks. Can being knocked down by a weak gust of wind. Commonly referred to as a, "Steven Plaisance." A person who acts foolish, strangely, or ignorantly. Jagaloons should be kept out of reach of children and monitored around small animals.

The only thing worse than being a loseroni is being a jagaloon.

by ralven April 2, 2011

Jagaloon

A racist word used by a racist crow.

“You’re a jagaloon” - J.C.

by Ufookinwookie March 29, 2022

Jagaloon

A person who acts dumb, this would could also me used for fun.

Me: Brad you’re being a Jagaloon
Brad: What does that mean?!
Me: A moron

by Something random like hdhdj November 4, 2019

Jagalooners

A person under 5'5. A spicier version of calling someone short or small. For slag you could say "jag" or "Jaga"

"These fucking jagalooners always getting in the way"

by Harry the flying elephant January 4, 2024

jagaloon

derogatory term used anyone of color

shut up and get back to work you god damn jagaloon

by urban849395 August 4, 2024

Jagaloon

A mysterious proto human that has done so many butt drugs that there sphincter muscles have deteriorated and it leaks out a trail wherever they go. Common environmental markers have given it a specific ecosystem where it dwells, it's found all over North America and has a sophisticated den, it knows jujitsu and is a worthy opponent to anyone looking for a memorable hunting expedition.

The jagaloon bounty is up this month, I think I smell a good Christmas coming up.

by Royaltease February 5, 2025