As stubborn as a mule, rugged as a moutain sheep, and smart as an elk.
A girl who wears only bags from bag stores. She mostly eats full-fat mayo and butter...but also likes to eat eggs and spaghetti, but only when the spaghetti is cooked enough that it sticks to her kitchen wall. She is lanky as fuck and blind as a bat. She peaces hard when drinking at a bar, as her pillow is very enticing. She also only uploads photo's of her friends that are ugly, or only have their limbs present.
A girl who wears only bags from bag stores. She mostly eats full-fat mayo and butter...but also likes to eat eggs and spaghetti, but only when the spaghetti is cooked enough that it sticks to her kitchen wall. She is lanky as fuck and blind as a bat. She peaces hard when drinking at a bar, as her pillow is very enticing. She also only uploads photo's of her friends that are ugly, or only have their limbs present.
by Couchface and nasty-nast May 12, 2009
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Her bestfriend: But she is very nice and the best bestfriend i have!
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by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018
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Josh: Do you know Joslyn?
Drake: Yeah I payed the bitch 30 bucks to blow me at school yesterday
Josh: Was it good head tho?
Drake: It was ehh
Drake: Yeah I payed the bitch 30 bucks to blow me at school yesterday
Josh: Was it good head tho?
Drake: It was ehh
by blesshedk June 6, 2018
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by LGqueen11 December 5, 2019
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by Joslynisaslag February 7, 2020
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Person 2: "Oh yea, she must've been a Karen"
Person 1: "No Karen's ask for managers, this girl was most definitely a Joslyn
Person 2: "Oh yea, she must've been a Karen"
Person 1: "No Karen's ask for managers, this girl was most definitely a Joslyn
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