Jose is a sweet and loving guy that’s there at times when yiu need him. When you like someone he is there for you. He is the type of person to love memes. He has had many crushes and has made all of them smile
“Hey that Jose kid sure is great!”
Yea I dated him”
Perfect guy
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Jose
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase

Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese

Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic

Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish

Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish

Jose
Raised; Who Pardons

JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put

JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD!" I LIKEDED IT !

(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.

(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!

(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
by A FUNNY FUKKER April 5, 2011
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He will always be willing to help you. He is Funny enough to make you smile everyday and He is Always there be your friend.

Jose is Very funny, Sweet, kind, Cute, tolerable and Just Amazing! He is always most likely to be taller than you. He is also very popular and sociable when it comes to his Best friends. He is also really sporty and athletic with a golden heart and a smart mind:)))))
Dear Jose, i never stopped liking you. and even if i try to stop, ill always keep coming back because... it hard for me to forget someone like you:((
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Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.
Dude, this implementation is josed!
by Trey Harris November 9, 2006
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Absolutely unique in his own way. True gentleman and looks which leave you fantasizing. Gorgeous smile with a ginamosore dick. It's a canon always about to blow.
I love Jose, his amazing in bed.
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A Sexy ass boul! With a big ass dick & gets money! He is also a drunk MF!
"Get ya self a Jose"
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An amazing, down-to-earth, sweet guy. The type of guy most girls dream about being in a relationship with. The one who will send 'Good Morning Beautiful' and random 'I love you!' texts. If you ever have the luck of falling in love with a Jose, never let him go. He is the guy who will make your parents and friends adore him as much as you do and make you wish you could spend every day by his side. You will never find anyone more real than Jose. Be true to him and he will do his part of being honest and truthful to you. Before you know it, you will find yourself loving every single side to him.
Person A: *smiles at screen*
Person B: It's Jose isn't it?
Person A: Yeaaa... :)
by c__dita January 15, 2012
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