Jordania

A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.

Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.

by Blazemauui August 23, 2019

jordani

a very attractive guy that is nice, loyal, kind, and amazing and has a good heart and treats everyone amazing

wow that guy is such a jordani

by fartperson November 22, 2021

jorman

best boyfriend anybody could ever have. he may be smart but has HUGE blonde moments. shy and quiet but once you get to know him you can get him to stfu <3 knows just what to say to bring a smile to your face. impossible to forget. there's one one of him, and i have him <3
sweet, cute, funny, original, conceded, quiet, smart, adorable, honest, faithful.

jorman, i don't know what to get from the vending machine!

by jan.9.09 January 9, 2010

Jorani

An adventurous, pretty girl. She'll do anything for her friends no matter what. She has a big heart and is funny. She normally has dirty blonde hair and is very tall. She's very loyal to her friends and will stay with you through thick and thin. She's very playful and loves to hang out with her friends. She doesn't mind opening up to her friends, but anyone else is off limits! If you don't have a Jorani, you're missing out hella bad!

Person 1: She's so loyal
Perosn 2: Well, she's a Jorani!

by sonicstar4 April 20, 2017

Jörmangandr

Big snake circle the urt

Big snake that circled the urt in Norse mythology. (Jörmangandr)

by pvzgwN1 June 29, 2019

joryanie

the hottest and finest motherfucker out there

a/n: damn did you see joryanie
??: yeah shes finer than wine

by marie <33 November 24, 2021

Jordanise

To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.

Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!

by met388 August 16, 2009