jocked 

when someone completely humiliates you, or disses you.

Also if someone destroys you in a freestyle or rap battle.

dude, Mikey totally jocked on you today when he called you not hood.

That rapper Mad Mikey jocked on you during that freestyle battle.

jocked by Mad Mikey 123 November 10, 2007

jorked 

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

jorked by Burnski March 30, 2008

jocked 

when you get messed up or fucked up in a situation.

ayy yo man that nigger just jocked yo shit up

jocked by me and u May 22, 2008

Jorsked 

A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them better understanding of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any third party observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face retaliation from the Jorsked beast.

The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.

"Man, I just drank a fifth (750ml) of Majorska all by myself. I'm so Jorsked, but I know I'm good to drive."

"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."

Jorsked by MMA - Jorsk KING! November 11, 2008

nut jocked 

to be rattled, triggered or surprised

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked

nut jocked by joyce byers January 10, 2017

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

Totally Jocked by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021

jaw jocked 

The event of breaking someones jaw and continuing to beat there ass.

Dude just got jaw jocked.

jaw jocked by Quinton lee August 5, 2008