joofus

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

by Mrs. S February 23, 2008

joofy

origional meaning is 'big-breasted'. then changed to mean anything that is cool, awesome, spiffy, neat, fantastic, delicious, and all those other great words.

"Dude, that girl is so joofy!"

"Holy crap that dance was wicked joofy!"

by Greg - Shelby April 30, 2008

jooftie

female, chick, girl, potential scrape, specifically non-girlfriend

"check out that group of joofties over there"
"im gonna go throw some chat on that jooftie shes been eyeing me"
"how's the jooft?"

by O.Cheung April 18, 2008

joofizzle

a stinkin joo bag

chech out that fuckin joofizzle

by ben friedman July 28, 2003

jooflou

A latin word for fate!

Thank god for jooflou!
Jooflou saved me!

by ROARRRREE October 19, 2021

Joofy

a goofy idiot that likes peanut butter

"You're so Joofy!"

by Joofy May 16, 2022

joofed

verb: a word used in exchange for every other verb there is.

"shall we go for a joof, this afternoon"

by Jon Heslop March 4, 2005