jonti

A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonti.

by em January 9, 2004

jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

by jonathan May 14, 2003

Jonti

A Jewish name given by parents who want their son/daughter to have a original name. Jonti can be short for Jonathan or Johnny.

Person A: Congratulations, its a girl.
Father: What should we name it sweety?
Mother: How about Jonti.
Father: Wow that's so original.

by Killer Koke Kan April 22, 2009

Jonti

The most beautiful girl in the world. her simple smile lights up the world like the sun. Her face is the most beautiful thing ever to be seen. She will always be loved. When ever anyone talks to her they become dry in the mouth and nervous because she is so amazing.

She my friend is a Jonti.

by squiggleyjoe September 26, 2011

jonti

to be a man that is very easily hungered, a jonti is very fat and most of the time found eating food.

Wow i saw this jonti last night, he was so overweight!

by GWBWEAWRT March 22, 2008

jonti picking

Creator of many famous webcartoons, such as Weebl and Bob, and the Badgers Loop.

Jonti Picking just came out with yet another kick-ass animation.

by LRS December 23, 2004

dirty jonty

when you poo on your finger and then eat it and then wee in a glass and have oral with a poo stain

i just pulled a dirty jonty with my girlfriend, wait i don’t have one.

by IconicRat June 15, 2020