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A long winded speech about nothing, usually spoken by one of the varieties of Jonathan's (Johnathon, Johnathan). Almost always brought on by incredible amounts of liquor, this explanation about the fundamentals of nothing can take hours or even days to complete.
Wow, Jon was a drunk duck last night; he totally jonologued for a straight hour.
Tommy pulled a page out of J's book and jonologued about the importance of mushrooms the whole time. Fucking tool.
Tommy pulled a page out of J's book and jonologued about the importance of mushrooms the whole time. Fucking tool.
by Johnny Nines April 10, 2010
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by Silent_Rage October 13, 2016
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Get the jovoling mug.Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.
Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
by Eriden A. July 24, 2018
Get the Jonelis mug.A very beautiful Filipino girl, who is not approachable but once you get to know her she is the coolest person ever. She’s so chill and funny, her laugh is the best thing ever. She also smells very good, and is very clean. She’s very talented, she can sing, dance, and draw etc... she is also creative and fashionable. One last thing, she has the greatest smile of all.
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