Jonny

A Jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. A Jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.

He will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. He's no one's best friend, but he's sometimes close.
Usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. Skinny, not very strong usually. Usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a Jonny is straight.
Very opinionated, and loves easily.

Mark: Man, that shit was nasty. Probably dead rats in it.

Jonny: If there were dead rats in it, wouldn't you be poisoned? (laughingly)

Mark: Dude, shut up.

(random chick): haha.

by achhh! [loves pie!] April 13, 2009

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The definition of legend. Generally short, he has a big cock and all the girls want him to make their gashes froth. He normally gets on with people by the name of Jake and James.

Jake: 'Jonny, I love you man'

Jonny: 'Sure you do pal. The feelings mutual, in a less gay way'

by legendaryurbanner October 12, 2011

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Slang term for a Marijuana cigarette.

“Let’s roll up a Jonny and go kayaking”

by Heyitsmeallen April 22, 2022

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A jonny is a condom!

Shit kate i ran out of jonnys

by anon March 11, 2005

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a adorable girl whos hyperactive and orginal. sometimes confused with a boy name. shes not materalistic and shallow but
actually looks for guys that are "worth it". One of my best damn friends. An awesome cool unique girl who stands out with out trying. has an epic personality classy, yet simple. and very beautiful.

-love
Gabbyy.

guy 1"hey did you see that new girl jonnie today?"

guy 2"dude! jonnie's a boy name hahaha stupid!"

guy 1"freaking idiot she a girl."

guy 2"show her to me then you dick."

* shows her jonnie

jonnie "uh sup?"

guy 2"damn your hot."

by rockinkiller February 06, 2009

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