Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 28, 2021

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Im a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a pimp daddy Jon Jon

2) you look like a pimp daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the Capitalist March 6, 2018

Jon Jon Chang

An really really cute Asian guy with black hair and tiny eyes, who is caring and funny.

-Mirror, mirror, who is the hottest guy in the world?
- "Jon Jon Chang"

by DictionarySuperMan December 17, 2011

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Yo he is a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) He looks like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013