jolly rancher

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"

jolly rancher by Briahna October 19, 2005

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Jolly Rancher

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

Jolly Rancher by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

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jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

jolly rancher by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

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The Jolly-rancher story

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.

Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!

The Jolly-rancher story by chris744 October 16, 2010